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Friday, October 28, 2005

This explains my problems with homework and the schools

Take heart, you who have tried to work your way through the maze that is government - any govenment. There is an explanation.


The University of California at Berkley has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium". Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy neutrons exchange places.
In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You'll know it when you see it.
- Author Unknown


Elcie found an old snap of the girls that portrays the real Rebecca - not the little angel in her school photo.

I'll get it on here.


Gawdessness said...

This is the children's services department that I deal with!
Wow, who knew they were on science's cutting edge!

4AM Sleepwalker said...

Children's Protective Service is one of my pet hates. In some cases they do good but everything depends on the investigator social service persons and how stupid or craven they are.A family member is fighting CPS for custody of her grandsons. The father accidentally killed a man in a fight and is in prison. The mother is a birdbrained irresponsible ding bat and CPS took the kids from her...never asked about the father. In the last court hearing CPS announced that the grandfather had failed to pay a traffic ticket and HAD A WARRANT issued for his ARREST!! Common practise when you fail to show up in traffic court.CPS acted like that made him an axe murderer, rapist, and bank robber rolled into one. The grandmother rebutted by explaining that dear ole grandpa had been out of town working on the court date and paid the ticket promptly upon his return and the warrant was dropped. CPS grudgingly admitted that was true; there were no charges against him at present...BUT he HAD had a warrant and continued their attitude towards him. However, when the children's attorney mentioned that the father was in prison, CPS was astounded, didn't even know it!! Now that's REAL investigative abilities. The boys had their father taken away in a terrible, scandalous tragedy, they were taken away from their home and mother, bounced around from one foster home to another over and over, and CPS wonders why the youngest has become a "problem child" with emotional and behavioral problems. Well, DUH!! Could it possibly be that the child NEEDS a stable, loving home and family?? He doesn't need to be kept drugged up with pills; he needs to go home to his grandma and grandpa for some love and stability in his life. And these people are "experts"??