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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Happy IVGLDSW Day

An anonymous friend sent me this earlier today.

Guys, hope you know we're just having a little fun here.

Happy IVGLDSW Day!

Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day

Remember this motto to live by:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

Have a wonderful day!

And she added this:

To the Girls !!

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering
what happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can
usually shut her up with cookies.
(Unknown)

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as
stray eyebrows.
Janette Barber

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one
being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do
what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Jane Sellman

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through
the windows.
Jennifer Unlimited

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and
your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen


If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be
a horrible warning.
Catherine

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing
them.
Sue Grafton

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country.
Elayne Boosler

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt

7 comments:

EmmaSometimes said...

HAHAHA! Cute!!

By the way, you have got to be the honoree on IVGLDSW day. :o)

Melissa said...

Thanks for the laugh!!!! I just may "borrow" some of these. They are funny!

Caitlin said...

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

So true. My great grandpa lived to be 104, and I remember having a conversation about what it was like to be old when I was about 7 and he was 103. It was something along the lines that if I was lucky, I'd wake up on my hundredth birthday and still feel like I was 40 inside.

Janice said...

Hi Ann,

I was laughing so hard odd noises where coming out of my nose!

It all so laughingly true!

Janice~

Gina said...

LOL!

Jacqui said...

Loved the post, had seen some before but they still make great reading. I certainly intend making that my motto for life. Whoo..woo.

Sheri said...

Good ones!