An anonymous friend sent me this earlier today.
Guys, hope you know we're just having a little fun here.
Happy IVGLDSW Day!
Today is International Very Good Looking, Damn Smart Woman's Day
Remember this motto to live by:
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
Have a wonderful day!
And she added this:
To the Girls !!
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering
Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can
usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)-
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first one
being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do
what he can't.
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and
your body starts falling apart.
If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be
a horrible warning.
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men
invade another country.
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.