Thanks to Merle for the joke. (see blogroll for link)
Men Are Just Happier People.
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last
name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be Prime Minister. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to the water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another service statiom, because the toilet at this one is just too icky.
You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Suit rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don’t cut, blister or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
You know stuff about cars.
A five-day trip requires only one suit-case.
You can open all your jars, You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
You never need instruction booklets, they are for idiots and
females. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend. You don’t have to worry about your belongings;
they have a way of getting to where they should be no matter
where you leave them.
Entertainment consists of a TV, a remote and three shows
all at once.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays it’s original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck,
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can “do” your nails with a pocket knifel
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
24th in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.