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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Something for the Guys This Time

On my way to pick up girls and wanted to get this on quickly.

Thanks to Merle for the joke. (see blogroll for link)

Men Are Just Happier People.

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last

name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take

care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be Prime Minister. You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to the water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another service statiom, because the toilet at this one is just too icky.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work more pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Suit rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don’t cut, blister or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

You know stuff about cars.

A five-day trip requires only one suit-case.

You can open all your jars, You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

You never need instruction booklets, they are for idiots and

females. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still

be your friend. You don’t have to worry about your belongings;

they have a way of getting to where they should be no matter

where you leave them.

Entertainment consists of a TV, a remote and three shows

all at once.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays it’s original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck,

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can “do” your nails with a pocket knifel

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December

24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.


Carole Burant said...

I want to be a man!!!!! lol Reading all of these points, it's so true, they DO have it so much easier than us women!!!


I agree with you there. Men are really happier. Lucky aren't they. There's one thing they don't have too.....the monthly period that we women have. Aren't they really lucky.
Great post. Love it.

mreddie said...

My Spice will tell you that the one about not being able to see wrinkles in my clothes is definitely true about me. :) ec

Kendra Lynn said...

LOl...that was so great!
Loved it.


Janice Seagraves said...

Hi Ann,

I just read this on Merle blog, it's funny!


Puss-in-Boots said...

Great "man" thing, isn't it? The awful thing about it - is it's true! Sob!

DellaB said...

yep, I'm with Janice, I read it at Merles too - and it is just as funny on another reading.. thank you

Anvilcloud said...

What?! Some men have three pairs of shoes?! Holy cow! :)

Tom said...

And everyone thought this grin on my face was just because I didn't know any better.

Kristen said...

Haha...I like the one about 30-second phone calls!

DA said...

I never "do" my nails..

Sarah Elaine said...

Brilliant. Thanks for sharing.

Anonymous said...

That's brilliant. :D

Sandy Hatcher-Wallace said...

That was really good and how true!