Tammy and I share several readers so some of you may have already seen this hilarious post.
For those who haven't, click on the link. It made my day. I thought Tammy had originated it but she mentioned in the comment box that it came from an email that had been circulating for a few years now. No matter, it's still funny.
(For some reason, the link goes to her entire blog instead of the post. Right now, it's the second post from the top - easy to find.)